Five dollar footlongs? I doubt it.

Like the Buddhist ordering a hotdog.

Check first for obstructions.

Tetris: still fun.

Cell phones. I still don't have one.

I like Coffee.

Early to bed, early to rise. But in college...

I am not a fan of morning classes. Even as a teacher, they are not my favorite.

Care packages.

Ah, the hazards of roommates and care packages.

Symbiosis?

The gray, wet weather of spring - especially following the long, cold winter - makes me wistful for sunshine. Although too much sun can be bad for us.

Scooters.

A common phenomenon at many college campuses, especially large ones. I am torn: on one hand I find them incredibly annoying (they aren't CARS, kids). But OTOH, they aren't as evil as cars.

No Stairway... DENIED!

Anything is funny when you use the word "pants."

Perhaps there is additional humor in the ambiguity of the last phrase. Who aren't wearing pants, the cartoons, or the cartoonists?

Nomen Nudum is online (again)!

Making room for the old comic strip, with perhaps a few new comics too.